Tuesday, 22 May 2012

Beach Sounds

Happy new year fam' I've got a really good reason for being absent all these months... Gosh have i got stories to tell or what?... I definitely do. Anyways, i hope u guys have missed me  as much as i have U... I was at the beach this past weekend cos i was bored outta my mind and needed to push my reset button. I was also lucky enough to have met some friends who were celebrating one thing or the other when i got there... * Free alcohol...lol. After a few hours of partying, dancing and generally having a good time, i found out one of my celebrity friends was gonna be around so i quickly moved to the beach bar at the far end of Elegushi beach..*yea that one... Not long after i walked through the entrance, this hottie called out my name "Anuel"! I approached her and realized i had met her a few weeks before at a club appearance she was so excited to see me and it made me very happy. I was worried a few minutes before she called out cos i was hoping i'd find a way to pass time as i waited for my celeb friend. Luckily for me, there she was looking hot in her little silk dress and as she pulled me through the crowd to her table, i find out shes got an arsenal of hot friends... OMG! its gonna be a great night i said to myself. Almost immediately we get to her table she starts backing up on me and grinding to Davidos "Dami Duro" i'm like here we go.. after a few minutes of HOT and PASSIONATE grinding on the dance floor, i decided to take a break and introduce myself to her friends cos i could see em looking at me and whispering to each other. i felt it was only polite to introduce myself. I even went as far as to ask one of em to dance with me and without a seconds hesitation, she was up and ready to go.. I showed em just how bad-ass i am on the dance floor and a few minutes later, my "Celeb friend" showed up and proceeded straight to the VIP section i obviously wasn't ready to leave these gurls to themselves so i quickly went upstairs, grabbed a bottle of Moet Rose and made my way back down to the place where i was already making an impression...lol. The moment i showed up with the bottle of champagne, they seemed to get even more excited. i let one of em  do the honors of making the bottle pop and spill over.. Before long,  i was surrounded by four hot girls going crazy on the dance floor. now imagine how the guys on the next table felt dancing with themselves... i wasn't concerned about em tho..lol. I was only concerned whether my new hot friends were having a great time -they were..lol. We danced and drank straight outta the same bottle.. fuck a plastic cup..lol.
After an hour or more, i decided it was time to divide and conquer so i took a break from dancing and took a lil walk on the beach with one of the girls named Rai she told me shes of Indian decent which was quite interesting cos she looks gorgeous, long hair, ample bosoms and the most luscious lips ever.. every time she took a sip from the bottle i'd think in my head "Lucky Bastard"..lol. we chatted a lil and by the time we got back to their table, the others were gone. We later found out they joined the rest of the girls on the beach at the VIP section trynna get a glimpse at my "Celebrity friend".. she didn't seem to care about that ni99a.. Even when i asked if she'd like to go upstairs with me to his table she said she didn't care about him that she was ready to go home if I'll drop her off. Now we all know im ready to go home with a hottie... so u know the  option i chose. Fast forward ten minutes, we're both in my car and shes tipsy, i can tell this cos she kept talking about stuff that had nothing to do with anything. i didnt wanna interrupt cos i was waiting for the perfect to attack her lips as she spoke.. i zoned out several times as she spoke cos i kept imagining what they'd taste like and just when i was about to go in for the kill, her phone rang...... FUCK!!! i thought to myself. on the other end of the phone was her friend who i had initially called out to me when i walked into the beach bar and who had also introduced me to Rai, her name is Trish. apparently she was worried and wanted to know where Rai was. Rai told Trish she was already in my car and was heading home but Trish insisted we turn around and come get her... I lost that argument and my kiss to that fone call. Fifteen minutes later, im sitting in the car with Rai and Trish and we're all heading to Rais apartment to drop her off at a few minutes to 1am.. i was calculating some serious geometry in my head as to what my next move should be and then i got a break. Trish asked me if i'd drop her home aswell which was way across town in the opposite direction. I replied ofcourse and when we dropped Rai off, i finally got my goodnight kiss- her lips tasted better than i had imagined. We both got back in the car Trish and i, and i explained to her just how dangerous it'll be for both of us to be driving in Lagos at that hour and offered for her to spend the night at mine and i'll drop her off when the sun came up... She was hesitant for a while but i wasnt gonna have NO for an answer so i drove home to my apartment. By the time we got home, it was well passed 1am and she had lost the battle. I took her straight to my room and got her a fresh new t-shirt and ran her a hot bath while i got comfortable in my night clothes. She made me look the other way while she changed into my t-shirt but it was worth it cos when i turned back, she was looking amazing in MY t-shirt. she quickly snuck under my cover cloth and backed up against me on the bed... Hmmmmm.... I got a bit confused. Didn't know if i should slip her the Willie or call it a night. i took a few minutes to decide, then i slowly worked my hands on her naked thighs till i got to the tshirt and further upwards till i could feel her nipples under the tshirt.. i was kissing on her neck as i traced her entire body with my fingers and she seemed to enjoy it.. At that moment, i realized it'll be wrong not to slip her the Willie..lol. Before long, i got her to face me and leaned in for a kiss. She wasn't kissing back so i had to go all the way making the decision for both of us and kissing her till she kissed back... by the  time she started kissing back my hands were already under the tshirt and working both nipples at the same time as she forced out hot air from her nostrils against my neck and moaned like she was trynna be discreet about it...lol.
Fastforward five minutes and MY t-shirt is off, i was nibbling on one nipple as i worked the other with my finger. and she was digging into my back with her fingers like she needed to do that from falling off a ledge. i swapped my teeth with fingers as i worked on the other nipple and slowly worked my way down to her belly button all the while still working both nipples as she moaned and moved eratically about on the bed unable to contain the feeling which she was now subject to. In little or no time, her knickers were nowhere to be found- i didnt eat em tho..lol. She managed to mumble up the words "Wheres ur condom"? i was way ahead of her cos my room is booby-trapped with condoms and i alone know where they're hidden...lol. I quickly grabbed one, struggled in the dark to put it on  and by the time my safety was on, i went in for the kill *Literally. I started slow, trynna get into the rhythm, and trynna understand what she was comfortable with. By the time we established what her comfort zone was, i drilled her like i was trynna break through concrete on a deadline...lol.. She kept screaming in my ears "I'm gonna cum anuel, I'm gonna CUM"! that didn't phase me cos i kept going and in a short while she reached up to my ears again this time she begged me to pls let her use the bathroom cos she badly needed to pee...lol. Still not bothered by her requests, i kept at it. the moment i decided i was gonna take a breather and give her a chance to rest, she jumped outta bed and towards the bath room... i felt great about that reaction btw.. #JustSaying. By the time she came back, i was in idle mode so i needed to re-cap my work tool and that went on for another 30minutes till i struck oil... *winks... She fell asleep before i got up to take my condoms off.. by the time i got back in bed, she was long gone so i just pulled up behind her and spooned her till the morning light.... *yes i spoon. Body heat does good for ur body...lol.

Saturday, 18 June 2011

Special Edition 'Wizkids Superstar launch" Pt. 1

Skales EME Boy.

Skales and Yung6ix at Soundcheck

Wizkid "Starboi" testing his mic.

Wizkid and Olamide.

Wizkid and Sammy Lowkey.

Wizkid flashes his superstar smile.

Prepping for the Performance.

Sammy Lowkey.... yes thats Lynxxx goofing around in the background..lol

Basketmouth and BankyW.

Skales and Utchay


Sammy Lowkey and Skales.

W I Z K I D.


Osagie and BankyW

Starboi and BankyW at Soundcheck.
BankyW giving Wizkid some tips before the show.

Sammy Lowkey and Utchay.



Sammy, why so serious?

Captivated audience.

Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Booze and Boobs

I dunno how y'all spend ur spare time but i experimented a lil in April. I had never been in a strip bar before the 16th of April. Now, i can tell u for a fact that its a place of controlled fun. My cousins Lion, Chuks and i were wondering where we would spend Easter Monday night. If u live in Lagos and u party, you'll know that no public holiday is wasted out here. My job doesn't allow me spend as much time as i would like to with my family members. However, the little time i get, i make the best out of it. After much deliberations, we decided we were gonna hit one of the clubs on the mainland for fear of being the designated driver if we chose to drive all the way to the island. Lagosians would agree that the islanders have the most fun when it comes to clubs and hot-spots. Not that the spots on the mainland aren't great, the island has got better ones. Back to my story; we hit a couple of spots but they were all packed full and too loud for our choice of outing that night. After a few drinks in the VIP section of the second club, we unanimously agreed we needed a more quiet environment with girls and most importantly, Alcohol. Luckily for us, the guy sitting at the far end of the bar had been to this Bar at opebi. We agreed to check it out. Finished our drinks and headed out to the said address which had blue lights at the entrance and bigger bouncers than all the clubs we had visited that night combined. We were asked to pick up a ticket which cost more than a couple of shots before we could gain access into the bar. We were reluctant at first, but we did as we were told. On entering the bar, we were welcomed by loud moaning sounds and possibly the biggest screen i have ever seen any pornographic material on.... *Yes i seldom watch porn.... Moving on, we walked in, surprised as hell to see what was going on at the centre of the room. A big silver pole with a half naked girl hanging from the top was doing a dance routine. After making our way to the bar, we got drinks and tried to figure out where the best angle would be. We eventually found a good spot on the shadows, away from all the lights. There were girls everywhere, boobs and ass in excess and unaccompanied...hehehehe. Our hosts were so nice cos the mment we got seats, they took turns to introduce themselves and recite the menu to us. A private dance cost a thousand bucks and for an additional fee, she would show u her hidden tattoos...*wink.... Being the adventurous person i am, i agreed to try out the private dance with this particular girl who had an Ass like that of the Namibian girl in BBAmplified i don't remember her name.
Without wasting anymore time, she pulled me by the hand and led me to the back room away from all the lights and people watching the strip teaser. She told me her name was Rose and she smelled almost as good as the flower. Rose picked the seat in the far corner and asked me to get comfortable. The routine started slow and she worked my thighs in a slow circular motion until she could feel my lil man poke her cheeks. At this time, my cousin Lion was having a crazy time with one of the girls in the other corner. Chuks was still at the bar trynna figure out if would have a dance or not. Rose was grinding on me so hard, at some point i was calculating to know how much money i had i my pockets. She arched her back and reached for my earlobes using her teeth to nibble on em. This action blew my mind and she reached for my hands guiding em to her not so big but full breasts as she squeezed hard on her breasts with my hands. The grinding action picked up tempo after the first ten minutes with more energy and intention. And at intervals, she would ask me if i liked what she was doing as she moaned into my ears. My dick was so hard it started to hurt as she rubbed her big butt cheeks on it. It got to a point when i asked her if we could take a little break cos i was about to spill all over my great new Levis denims. At the end of the night, Lion and i left the Unique gentlemens club humbled and possible lighter than we were when we walked in. Chuks kept asking how it was on the ride home cos all he did at the strip bar was drink and watch the dancers...hehehehe *Loser :p... hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Home Alone.

I'd like to apologize for my absence people. I've been busy with work and at the same time gathering materials for my blog.... I met this very lovely lady at the movies a few months back. I was at the theatre to see the Town and right beside me sat this girl who i made out to be beautiful cos all i had to work with was the reflection off the big screen. I couldn't help but notice her cos she was having a great time. Screaming with excitement at the screen whenever the action scenes came up. Before long, we were talking and screaming together. She told me her name is Anne. When the movie was over, we exchanged numbers eventually exchanged pins and started talking on the fone. My job doesnt gimme a lotta time to hang with friends so it took a while before we got back together. When i got the chance, my house was empty because everybody had travelled abroad for an event. I invited my newest friend Anne over for some more movies and possibly a great time...hehehehehe. She came over at about 9pm and she was ready for a good time cos not only was she dressed to kill, she was ready for an all night encouter. We started slow with drinks, a movie and a conversation. By the time we had gotten deep in the conversation, i did the noble thing which was to lean over and plant a good long kiss on her luscious lips. That action killed the conversation for a minute and then when she got her senses back, i planted another wet one on her. Before long, we were down to our bare necessities *Underwears..... This started off in the living room area and gradually proceeded to the room upstairs. Because neither of us could remember what we were talking about before the kiss, we didn't bother ourselves with it. I guided her up the stairs and into my already made room with the air conditioning set at the lowest possible temperature for effects. As soon as we were settled in the room, i slowly took off whatever clothing was left on her and laid her on my bed. I started to kiss her on the lips and made my way down her beautiful naked body. By the time i got to her belly button, she was already arching her back and pulling on my ears. I worked my way lower using only my tongue and now i could hear little pants and whimpers, broken moans and i could literally feel her toes curl into a fist. Her fingers slowly searched through my hair to get a grip as she grinded against my tongue, feeling her clit quiver and throb as i pull back to get some air, i could feel her breathing hard as i grabbed on one of her full breasts. She begins to pull on the back of my neck and lets go as she collapses in exhaustion. She tries again, this time harder as she moans deeply. I slowly pull up letting her upward pull guide me all the way up till she can taste herself on my lips. That passionate kiss before i slid into her warm now very moist pussy, she lets out a very deep sigh as grabs on my firm cheeks, taking me wholly into her. As i thrust myself into her continuously, she called out my name and pulled me deeper and commanded i do it faster. After thirty minutes of thrusting, *yes THIRTY minutes* we both jerked to a halt with sooo much satisfaction and a very deep sigh....... We both took a ten minutes break and were at it again. Two hours later, we were both lying on our backs and half asleep from exhaustion... most memorable orgasmic experience this year....... YET.

Monday, 11 April 2011

Spicy Sallah Meat 2

*** We didn’t have any worries when we were together, and when there was unlimited alcohol, we were at our happiest..lol. We all had a good time. Bunmi, Ajibolas younger sister had invited her female friends, Ajibola didn’t need to invite anybody. All roads led to his house on this special day. Before long, his house was filled up with youn
g people drinking, eating and flirting all over the place. His parents were the coolest cos they never interrupted our fun, they let us be ourselves and they stayed out of our way. Just before the day was over, after a lot of alcohol had been consumed, Belema of course had a lot to drink… *along with every other person who could work a glass of alcohol at Ajibolas residence. She suddenly remembered that she had “unfinished business” with me and came over to remind me about her offer to “fuck me.” Now, I had no inhibitions at all. All I wanted to do, was make happier than she already was. I consulted Ajibola “our Host” and asked his opinion on the situation and *as always, he had a phrase of wisdom for me* “take care of your business” he replied. Bunmis room was across the hall from Ajibolas room where we were all gathered and that seemed like my best option. Did I mention that Bunmis room is right in front of her parents’ room? Meaning that they were right outside her room. A few feet away from my soon-to-be “playground”. At that time, all that didn’t matter to either of us. I pulled her away and we slipped into Bunmis room as the others went on with their celebrations, I pulled out my drilling gear, put a safety cap on and was ready for work. At this time, I could hear Bunmis mom walk t past her room taking orders for her guests, but I couldn’t be discouraged. I quickly asked Belema to take off her pants *only her pants* we didn’t have any time. Plus we had to be precise…lol. She did as she was told. The fact that there were so many people outside the room gave me a rush that every touch felt ten times better. I guess she felt the same cos she couldn’t control her moaning. I had to put my hand over her mouth as I plunged in from behind. She bit me a couple times but I couldn’t take my hand off. I’d rather nurse my wounds later than get caught in the act I thought to myself. As we made MAGIC passionately and quickly, I heard someone call out Belemas name, she was grabbing on my butt gesturing for me to go deeper and at the same time screaming into my hand which was still over her mouth preventing her from screaming out loud, this position prevented me from pulling out. The call for Belema, and the position I was in, acted as a catalyst, making me cum so hard it burnt with pleasure. Belema was no longer screaming into my hand so I took it off. Slowly, she let go of her grip on me and collapsed on the bed in front of her face first, letting out a deep sigh of satisfaction. I quickly pulled my denims up, took off my safety cap and dashed straight for the bathroom to clean myself up. The moment I stepped outta the room, Bunmis dad walked by asking me if I had seen Bunmi. Standing ther in shock and feeling very guilty, I let out very very DEEP SIGH, answered NO and made my way into the bathroom. *What a close one I thought to myself. That experience till date is the most dangerous Sex I’ve ever had.

Sunday, 10 April 2011

Experience Calabar

I've never  been to cross rivers state, but i can tell u for a fact that girls from that state have a reputation that preceeds them especially Calabar girls. Every naija boy reading this has to agree with me. Well my story is about MY own experience. I met this very beautiful girl in my second year of Uni....yes all my stories are from my university days.. talk ur own...lol. Anyways, she was one of the big girls on campus. That was a big  turn-on for me. I like sophisticated girls. I met her under weird circumstances. It was my friend Babangidas birthday and being kids that we were back then,we celebrated it the best way we could: by pouring drinks on the celebrant, beating him up, even pouring disgusting looking stuff like yoghurton him... yh we were kids. don't judge..lol. While all this was going on, she waswatching in disgust. At a point, she decided it was too much for her to take and she spoke up "Don't u guys think u can use all that money u're wasting to helpsomebody in need"? she protested. Me being the arrogant egomaniac i was replied "Honey if u need anything, just ask the lady in charge to put iton my bill". Upset by my reply, she stormed out of the school plaza where all our shinanigans took place. That was our first official encounter. She probably doesn't even remember that incident. I met her again a few weeks later and asked her what her name is, Mfon she replied reluctantly. I introduced myself and was met with "I know who U areAnuel". Feeling good about that, i proceeded without any delay to make my proposal. She seemed uninterested at the time but told me she would be my friend instead. I agreed knowing i could always break her eventually. After a few dates, visiting her when we were away from school, calling, and even texting she decided she didn't like me enuf to go out with me. Not letting her decision get to me i persisted. Three years later, we're at an awards ceremony in school and i walked over to her, kissed her on the cheek and asked her friends  to move so i could sit next to her. "Anuel U know u're a very confident guy right"? she said U're t"he only person that can do this kind of thing and get away with  it"i finally got her friends to move and i took the seat right next to her. We talked about everything, howlong it had been since we last saw each other, how she was nominated for an award, how she just broke up with her boyfriend and a whole lot. Alli wanted at that moment, was to grab her by the neck and kiss her; i didn't i just sat there and watched her talk. I let herknow that my offer was still on the table whenever she was ready. Somehow, this line broke her down cos shestarted asking me why i liked her so much i was waiting this long, why why why... alli told her was; because i like u too much. Mfon seemed like she knew what she was doing sexually. Shes hot, beautiful and most importantly,a Calabar girl.I could already imagine all the nasty things she'd do to me. At the end of the night,Mfon won the award in the category of biggest girl. I figured we had to celebrate so i offered victory sex. She immediately turned me down even yelling atme for considering it. I didn't apologize, i justtold her to consider it and gimme a call before ileft for my apartment. Thirty minutes or so later, my fone rang and she was on the other end. "Ok Anuel i've considered uroffer, and idon't wanna be alone tonight" atthe sound of this, i put my pants  on and headed over to her apartment. In less than twenty minuutes, i was there a six pack in hand and ready for a fun night. I knocked, she opened. Walked in thinking she'd be naked and ready, but she had her pjs on. We kissed and she she walked me into her room. When i figured she was gonna start talking again, i  started to take off my clothes and by the time she saw what i was working with, the words ceased and we were making out again. In no time, we were both naked. She was unusually timid for a calabar  girl but i thot she'd pick up pace as we went along. She moaned so loud and almost cried when i slid into her.Again,i made up an excuse; maybe its been too long since she had some. I grabbed on her full breasts which at this time seemed to be reacting to the slightest touch.She jerked at every tug i gave her nipples and bythe time i turned her over, she had tears in her eyes. In a confused state, i didn'tknow  if i should stop or continue. She  sat there still shaking and silently crying as i watched in amazement thinking to myself; is this how all calabar girls are? Choi.. what did i get myself into? Eventually, she stopped, wiped her eyes and apologized for her actions. At this time i was so weirded out i didnt know how to react. Bottomline, my first calabar experience has been my worst yet. I'm hoping she'll reestablish that confidence the next time we meet. Which should be as soon as she reads this blog...hehehehe

Saturday, 9 April 2011

Spicy Sallah Meat

Sallah break was a big deal for us back in the university cos it was the weekend we all got to converge at Ajibolas house. There was always food, drinks, and girls in large numbers….. Ajibola and I are pretty close. Close enough for me to spend short breaks at his family house. One of those short holidays is this epic Sallah break I spent over at his house. Before I go any further, lemme introduce y’all to Belema. Shes a big “Port Harcourt Girl” at least that’s what Ajibola told me before I met her. He said her father is a wealthy southerner… *whatever, we’re not here to talk about her father tho. We’re here to talk about her insatiable appetite for sex. Ajibola told me he met her in School I guess they took the same classes or something. Long story short, they met each other, she was blunt enuf to walk up to him and tell him she wanted to “Fuck his brains out” As a badt sharp guy that my friend was *Still is*, he took her on her offer and they got acquainted. This agreement lasted for quite a while…. At some point I was too curious I didn’t believe there was such a girl that could plainly walk up to a guy, demand sex and not want anything MORE. She was a great mystery to me. So one day I was at Ajibolas School and I pleaded with him to introduce me to the “Mystery Chick” he agreed and took me over to her place. Right from the entrance of her house, I had confirmed a few things… I dunno any other person *A student* who used a MIKANO generator while in school. * In Nigeria, it’s kind of a big deal. Well she had one, which she used to power her electronics…  Ac, flat screen tv, and all those things that blew my mind that day.  At this point, I figured the rest of the story had to be true. I mean Ajibola told me she’s a big girl; I’ve confirmed that I had to find out for myself if the rest was true. I got in and was introduced to this girl that I could instantly tell was older than me. She had this playful thing about her. She looked like a regular girl if she was taken away from her apartment; there was nothing peculiar about her. After the introduction, we parted ways. The next time I met her, it was Ajibolas family residence. Apparently, his younger sister Bunmi is best friends with Belema so she spent a lot of her holidays there as well. At this time, we had become better friends. Close enough for her to suggest that we “fuck”… I wasn’t surprised when she made the suggestion because Ajibola had told me everything about her. I diplomatically declined at the time cos it seemed inappropriate to be screwing my friends “….” Frankly, I dunno what to name their relationship. Anyways, I told Ajibola about our little discussion and his reply was “So wetin U dey wait for”? In order not to seem desperate, I totally ignored the whole incident, and went on with my life. We exchanged numbers that weekend and were texting each other back and forth for weeks. She was explicit about what she wanted from me. I had never met any girl like this in the past so I was a bit confused as to what my reaction should be. I didn’t chase her away and I didn’t encourage her either. I just played dumb for as long as I could. The Sallah period was like our “Thanksgiving” cos we spent it together as a family at Ajibolas house. *He’s the only Muslim among us*. Because of this reason, we all looked forward to the break and the Meat we all got to eat…lol. Not remembering that Belema is as much a member of Ajibolas family as I am, I wasn’t expecting her to be there at the celebrations. To my greatest surprise, I got there with my back pack, ready for a long and fun-filled weekend with my boys, which normally involved lots of Beef, Booze and when we’re lucky, Boobs…hehehehe *wink..lol. Immediately she saw me, she ran to me and hugged me tight. Ajibola passed and whispered “Don’t dull this time oh” This statement immediately got me doing some serious mathematics… choi. Which hotel around here can I take her to now, how much will it cost me, how much money do I even have….. All this was running through my head and I got worried. Ajibola solved that problem when he opened a bottle of Red label. By the time Teju, Chichi, Babangida and Luke got to the house Ajibola and I had knocked out like half the bottle of Red label. We were all together again. It was always a magical feeling.**To be Continued...