Wednesday, 15 June 2011

Booze and Boobs

I dunno how y'all spend ur spare time but i experimented a lil in April. I had never been in a strip bar before the 16th of April. Now, i can tell u for a fact that its a place of controlled fun. My cousins Lion, Chuks and i were wondering where we would spend Easter Monday night. If u live in Lagos and u party, you'll know that no public holiday is wasted out here. My job doesn't allow me spend as much time as i would like to with my family members. However, the little time i get, i make the best out of it. After much deliberations, we decided we were gonna hit one of the clubs on the mainland for fear of being the designated driver if we chose to drive all the way to the island. Lagosians would agree that the islanders have the most fun when it comes to clubs and hot-spots. Not that the spots on the mainland aren't great, the island has got better ones. Back to my story; we hit a couple of spots but they were all packed full and too loud for our choice of outing that night. After a few drinks in the VIP section of the second club, we unanimously agreed we needed a more quiet environment with girls and most importantly, Alcohol. Luckily for us, the guy sitting at the far end of the bar had been to this Bar at opebi. We agreed to check it out. Finished our drinks and headed out to the said address which had blue lights at the entrance and bigger bouncers than all the clubs we had visited that night combined. We were asked to pick up a ticket which cost more than a couple of shots before we could gain access into the bar. We were reluctant at first, but we did as we were told. On entering the bar, we were welcomed by loud moaning sounds and possibly the biggest screen i have ever seen any pornographic material on.... *Yes i seldom watch porn.... Moving on, we walked in, surprised as hell to see what was going on at the centre of the room. A big silver pole with a half naked girl hanging from the top was doing a dance routine. After making our way to the bar, we got drinks and tried to figure out where the best angle would be. We eventually found a good spot on the shadows, away from all the lights. There were girls everywhere, boobs and ass in excess and unaccompanied...hehehehe. Our hosts were so nice cos the mment we got seats, they took turns to introduce themselves and recite the menu to us. A private dance cost a thousand bucks and for an additional fee, she would show u her hidden tattoos...*wink.... Being the adventurous person i am, i agreed to try out the private dance with this particular girl who had an Ass like that of the Namibian girl in BBAmplified i don't remember her name.
Without wasting anymore time, she pulled me by the hand and led me to the back room away from all the lights and people watching the strip teaser. She told me her name was Rose and she smelled almost as good as the flower. Rose picked the seat in the far corner and asked me to get comfortable. The routine started slow and she worked my thighs in a slow circular motion until she could feel my lil man poke her cheeks. At this time, my cousin Lion was having a crazy time with one of the girls in the other corner. Chuks was still at the bar trynna figure out if would have a dance or not. Rose was grinding on me so hard, at some point i was calculating to know how much money i had i my pockets. She arched her back and reached for my earlobes using her teeth to nibble on em. This action blew my mind and she reached for my hands guiding em to her not so big but full breasts as she squeezed hard on her breasts with my hands. The grinding action picked up tempo after the first ten minutes with more energy and intention. And at intervals, she would ask me if i liked what she was doing as she moaned into my ears. My dick was so hard it started to hurt as she rubbed her big butt cheeks on it. It got to a point when i asked her if we could take a little break cos i was about to spill all over my great new Levis denims. At the end of the night, Lion and i left the Unique gentlemens club humbled and possible lighter than we were when we walked in. Chuks kept asking how it was on the ride home cos all he did at the strip bar was drink and watch the dancers...hehehehe *Loser :p... hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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